Tuesday, May 26, 2009

W-W-W-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H-H-H-H-H-H!-!-!-!

Poor John and Kate! They don't have any privacy to go with their $75,000 per episode! They have Paparazzi lined up to take their pictures! They have an adoring public that just won't leave them alone!

Dry your tears with a couple of those checks, why dontcha?

Look; I understand your frustration. You thought you could take the cash and conduct your private lives any way you want.

Sorry; it doesn't work that way!

WITH the fortune comes the fame, and with that comes the added responsibility of acting like your persona on television. If you don't like that gig, give the money back, rescind the contract, and go back to raising your twenty-seven kids on your $12.50 per hour, you loser!!!

I didn't think that was a viable alternative!

Better hone up on "Well, thank you ma'am! We're SO happy you like our show!"

Loser!

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