Poor John and Kate! They don't have any privacy to go with their $75,000 per episode! They have Paparazzi lined up to take their pictures! They have an adoring public that just won't leave them alone!
Dry your tears with a couple of those checks, why dontcha?
Look; I understand your frustration. You thought you could take the cash and conduct your private lives any way you want.
Sorry; it doesn't work that way!
WITH the fortune comes the fame, and with that comes the added responsibility of acting like your persona on television. If you don't like that gig, give the money back, rescind the contract, and go back to raising your twenty-seven kids on your $12.50 per hour, you loser!!!
I didn't think that was a viable alternative!
Better hone up on "Well, thank you ma'am! We're SO happy you like our show!"
Loser!
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Well, the American Certainly Loonie Union is at it again.
Oh, you know, they're the guys who ostensibly work to preserve our rights of free speech (unless that speech happens to come from a Christian or from the right), of free press (unless it's the Washington Times, Rush Limbaugh, or any other progenitor of conservative principles), and free religion (as long as you mean free FROM religion and not free to practice religion). [Click HERE for a statement of the ACLU's mission.]
Now, they're stepping up to the plate to make sure that Gitmo detainees get their full portion of rights as they're being prosecuted in military tribunals for practicing terrorism (allegedly) against the United States and her people.
I thought it was the AMERICAN civil liberties union? I thought that the rights granted under our Constitution were guaranteed to Americans? Since when did we extend our rights, fought for and earned by the shedding of American blood, to foreign nationals, especially foreign nationals who killed thousands of Americans in the worst attack on America since the Japanese pulled off that little sneak attack on Pearl Harbor? Worse still, why SHOULD we extend those privileges to them?
Let me tell you something, American Communist Lipservice Union! If those same enemy combatants were captured perpetrating those crimes in their own countries, they wouldn't have any of those rights and their interrogations would have been a tad bit worse than a little pretend drowning! Last time I checked, people lost parts of their bodies for theft in Muslin countries and a heckuva lot more than that for crimes more severe! Oh, and they don't do some little lethal injection thing, either! It's hanging by the neck until dead!
When those clowns do something to earn some rights, I say let 'em have some, but to extend American civil rights to non-citizens is just plain stupid and totally counterproductive, especially in light of what these criminals have perpetrated against us!
Oh, and don't get me wrong! I'm not saying that we should abuse non-citizens just because they ARE non-citizens. I AM saying that we should apply whatever measure of justice they could expect to receive in their own home, NOT roll out the red carpet and presume innocence when there's a clear burden of proof on the accused in their own homeland!
The sad part is, most of these dunderheads will tell you that a little waterboarding to save 10,000 American lives is not worth the price that poor little terrorist had to pay as he pretended to drown.
I'd say drown a million of them if it would save ONE American! It's the only justice they understand and certainly the only incentive they have NOT to do it again!
Shame on you, ACLU!
Oh, you know, they're the guys who ostensibly work to preserve our rights of free speech (unless that speech happens to come from a Christian or from the right), of free press (unless it's the Washington Times, Rush Limbaugh, or any other progenitor of conservative principles), and free religion (as long as you mean free FROM religion and not free to practice religion). [Click HERE for a statement of the ACLU's mission.]
Now, they're stepping up to the plate to make sure that Gitmo detainees get their full portion of rights as they're being prosecuted in military tribunals for practicing terrorism (allegedly) against the United States and her people.
I thought it was the AMERICAN civil liberties union? I thought that the rights granted under our Constitution were guaranteed to Americans? Since when did we extend our rights, fought for and earned by the shedding of American blood, to foreign nationals, especially foreign nationals who killed thousands of Americans in the worst attack on America since the Japanese pulled off that little sneak attack on Pearl Harbor? Worse still, why SHOULD we extend those privileges to them?
Let me tell you something, American Communist Lipservice Union! If those same enemy combatants were captured perpetrating those crimes in their own countries, they wouldn't have any of those rights and their interrogations would have been a tad bit worse than a little pretend drowning! Last time I checked, people lost parts of their bodies for theft in Muslin countries and a heckuva lot more than that for crimes more severe! Oh, and they don't do some little lethal injection thing, either! It's hanging by the neck until dead!
When those clowns do something to earn some rights, I say let 'em have some, but to extend American civil rights to non-citizens is just plain stupid and totally counterproductive, especially in light of what these criminals have perpetrated against us!
Oh, and don't get me wrong! I'm not saying that we should abuse non-citizens just because they ARE non-citizens. I AM saying that we should apply whatever measure of justice they could expect to receive in their own home, NOT roll out the red carpet and presume innocence when there's a clear burden of proof on the accused in their own homeland!
The sad part is, most of these dunderheads will tell you that a little waterboarding to save 10,000 American lives is not worth the price that poor little terrorist had to pay as he pretended to drown.
I'd say drown a million of them if it would save ONE American! It's the only justice they understand and certainly the only incentive they have NOT to do it again!
Shame on you, ACLU!
Friday, May 08, 2009
I don't blog as much as I used to
Hello again, blogfan!
If anyone who reads here regularly had any doubt, I don't blog as much as I used to. It's mostly because I started feeling a little like Rush Limbaugh, saying the same thing over and over again. What I (and he) said was true, but if you didn't get it the first thirty times, why would you get it now?
Uhh...here we go; water is wet, sky is blue, Barack Oboma is WAY overmatched, totally disingenuous, and frankly, not worthy to be the President of the United States. He got into office because every AA in America voted for him and CONTINUE to defend him and his policies despite the sheer idiocy that they represent, because of white guilt, and because liberals FINALLY got a true socialist that they could get behind and support with confidence because BO was saying enough centrist stuff to get elected and they KNEW that he was a radical leftist in the McCarthy mold from the get-go!
Is it 2012 yet?
I have two pieces of advise for Mr. O. First, if you plan on executing your destruction of American capitalism, you'd better get it done QUICK! The 2010 elections are right around the corner and the American people know now that the emperor is naked and they WILL NOT re-elect anyone who stands with you now, so, to quote the bible, "what you must do, do quickly!" Second, how do you plan on governing when you lose your majority in both Houses, Mr. O? If I were you, I'd try to develop some coalitions and that right quick so you have some semblance of governance when the dust settles!
Then again, that's just me!
Oh, and BTW, Mr. President; thanks a lot for breaking a tradition that has stood since H. Truman by NOT attending an organized Christian church service on the National Day of Prayer! You present yourself to the electorate as a Christian, talk about your years of faithful service to your church (well, the radical white-hating, America-hating, Jew-hating organization you attended...I don't know if it really qualifies as a 'church'), and then go out and proudly announce that America is NOT a Christian nation and, just to prove it, fail to follow through with a time-honored tradition of American Presidents going to a service to pray on the National Day of Prayer.
You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Mr. President!
If anyone who reads here regularly had any doubt, I don't blog as much as I used to. It's mostly because I started feeling a little like Rush Limbaugh, saying the same thing over and over again. What I (and he) said was true, but if you didn't get it the first thirty times, why would you get it now?
Uhh...here we go; water is wet, sky is blue, Barack Oboma is WAY overmatched, totally disingenuous, and frankly, not worthy to be the President of the United States. He got into office because every AA in America voted for him and CONTINUE to defend him and his policies despite the sheer idiocy that they represent, because of white guilt, and because liberals FINALLY got a true socialist that they could get behind and support with confidence because BO was saying enough centrist stuff to get elected and they KNEW that he was a radical leftist in the McCarthy mold from the get-go!
Is it 2012 yet?
I have two pieces of advise for Mr. O. First, if you plan on executing your destruction of American capitalism, you'd better get it done QUICK! The 2010 elections are right around the corner and the American people know now that the emperor is naked and they WILL NOT re-elect anyone who stands with you now, so, to quote the bible, "what you must do, do quickly!" Second, how do you plan on governing when you lose your majority in both Houses, Mr. O? If I were you, I'd try to develop some coalitions and that right quick so you have some semblance of governance when the dust settles!
Then again, that's just me!
Oh, and BTW, Mr. President; thanks a lot for breaking a tradition that has stood since H. Truman by NOT attending an organized Christian church service on the National Day of Prayer! You present yourself to the electorate as a Christian, talk about your years of faithful service to your church (well, the radical white-hating, America-hating, Jew-hating organization you attended...I don't know if it really qualifies as a 'church'), and then go out and proudly announce that America is NOT a Christian nation and, just to prove it, fail to follow through with a time-honored tradition of American Presidents going to a service to pray on the National Day of Prayer.
You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Mr. President!
Friday, May 01, 2009
Katrina syndrome
Okay; I'm sick of it already! I'm sick of this "Katrina syndrome" that controls every aspect of society these days!
You know what I'm talking about!
The public backlash (well, not so much the PUBLIC backlash as it was feigned outrage from the media and the Hollywood elite!) that ensued after the supposedly botched rescue effort after Katrina has generated an out and out FEAR of a similar fate for any public official who seemingly fails to effectively respond to a forthcoming public problem.
Katrina syndrome is why we evacuated 10 times more vehicles than the highways around Houston can handle when Rita hit Port Arthur, doing little or no damage at all in the Houston area! Katrina syndrome is why we're having this stupid knee-jerk panic about this swine flu outbreak! Nobody wants to be the director of FEMA when the levees break!
Uhhh....it's the flu, for crying out loud! If it were an Ebola outbreak, I'd say it's time to close the borders. If it was an airborne form of HIV, I'd be the first in line for a mask! IT'S THE FREAKIN' FLU!!!!
Like any other flu, be it bird or swine, or just good old regular flu, it's hazardous to the very young, the very old, and people with compromised immune systems, NOT the public at large!
Thanks, whiny liberal media and Hollywood elite! Do you see what your finger-pointing and vilification of FEMA has done? Now, EVERYTHING is a crisis!
Idiots!
You know what I'm talking about!
The public backlash (well, not so much the PUBLIC backlash as it was feigned outrage from the media and the Hollywood elite!) that ensued after the supposedly botched rescue effort after Katrina has generated an out and out FEAR of a similar fate for any public official who seemingly fails to effectively respond to a forthcoming public problem.
Katrina syndrome is why we evacuated 10 times more vehicles than the highways around Houston can handle when Rita hit Port Arthur, doing little or no damage at all in the Houston area! Katrina syndrome is why we're having this stupid knee-jerk panic about this swine flu outbreak! Nobody wants to be the director of FEMA when the levees break!
Uhhh....it's the flu, for crying out loud! If it were an Ebola outbreak, I'd say it's time to close the borders. If it was an airborne form of HIV, I'd be the first in line for a mask! IT'S THE FREAKIN' FLU!!!!
Like any other flu, be it bird or swine, or just good old regular flu, it's hazardous to the very young, the very old, and people with compromised immune systems, NOT the public at large!
Thanks, whiny liberal media and Hollywood elite! Do you see what your finger-pointing and vilification of FEMA has done? Now, EVERYTHING is a crisis!
Idiots!
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