Saturday, January 05, 2008

I've written about this before...

...but it seems as though the pharmaceutical companies invent a new "syndrome" almost everyday! Of course, only they have the cure! We can fix almost anything! If you have "ED," there's a pill for that! You can be cured of your ED for upwards of 36 hours at a time for when "the moment is right!" Of course, if you have "PAD," you may want to stay away from the other stuff because they insist that you must be healthy enough for sexual activity before you take their stuff! Naturally, you can get rid of your PAD with the right stuff from the pharmaceutical company, but it may make you "go," so you'll want to load up on Flowmax so you won't miss "the right moment" while on your ED medicine! Naturally, the PAD is probably because of high cholesterol, so you can take another pill for that!

I think I'll invent my own malady; of course, I'll be the only one who has a cure! I think I may have SFS ("Stinky Fart Syndrome"). My pill to cure SFS will not cure the ailment, of course, but it will cause clogged sinuses so that you won't notice your SFS any longer! My medicine will be called "Odorafix." Naturally, Odorafix has side effects. If you have red blood, a resting respiratory rate of 12-20 Breaths/Min, 20/20 or worse vision, clear skin, and a resting pulse rate of 60 BPM, you should not take Odorafix without the advice of a physician. Odorafix may cause a decrease in renal function, elevated blood pressure, enlarged prostate, loss of bone mass, ED, and, in certain extreme cases, instant and permanent death.

Of course, you can take Levitra for part of that.

Oh, and Flowmax may help with the enlarged prostate, too...if that instant and permanent death thing doesn't get you first!

Dan

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